I can’t hit a moving target. It’s maddening and a little demeaning that you would have me try.

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There’s one week left until Christmas and I’ve only bought one gift. Oops! And the gift that I bought? Oh, it won’t be here until after Christmas. Am I good or what?!

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Today was another one in a series of days that proves (to me) that many, many people are essentially crazy.

Stark. Raving. Mad.

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Somehow, I have become one of the those people who eats the same thing for lunch every day. I am such a frequent customer, in fact, that the general manager (Hi Jimmy!) gave me a 50% discount on today’s lunch. When I walked in today, the shift manager said, “the usual?” and I smiled. It is good to have a place, to be known.