I’m not a terribly good sleeper. I never really have been, not even when I was a kid. Now that I’m all grown up, I have come to the conclusion that it’s okay to get my MD and neighborhood pharmacist involved to help me get to (and stay in) Sleepyville for at least 5 hours a night. As such, I take a sleep aid most nights. One of the side effects of the particular drug I take is that I can go from being AWAKE and lucid to outlikealight in about 15 minutes. Some nights it takes longer but many nights it’s really fast. Sometimes those 15 minutes are uneventful, but last night was not one of those occasions.

I woke up with vague memories of surfing the web just before bed and lo and behold, when I checked my email I had a “Thank you for shopping with us” email in my inbox this morning. Oops. I apparently bought a pair of shoes last night from Zappos.com.

A $95 $129 pair of shoes, mind you.

New bedtime ritual: shut down computer, then take meds.

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